alright gonna go do my hair then watch hannibal

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soyonscruels:

#will ‘maybe i should ask jack if he can bring a portable cold shower to all the crime scenes’ graham   #will ‘oh god oh god if i stay curled up on the floor maybe my boner will go away’ graham   #will ‘i’m sorry did you think hannibal was the most terrifying character on this show? think again’ graham

mostunclean:

AU: How to Be a Serial Killer

Sam felt both unnerved by and drawn to the charismatic man who always engaged him in conversation at the library. When he is finally allowed a glimpse at what lay hidden beneath that charm, he finds a mentor he didn’t realise he wanted willing to lead him through the ‘ethics’ and art of murder.

calcimum:

boys

(◕‿◕✿)

really cute boys 

(⊙ω⊙✿)

really cute boys with raspy voices

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～

really cute boys with raspy voices and messy hair 

(┛◉Д◉)┛

really cute boys with raspy voices and messy hair and nice personalities

（ ；´Д｀）

paperbeatsscissors:

Hamster President tackles the tough questions.

oakenbabes:

Do u know how fucking cool James Rhodes is

He spent months looking for his bff in the desert after he was kidnapped

He saved the president of the united states from psycho practically-invincible super soldiers armed only with a .45 and a green polo shirt

He basically only needs the war machine/iron patriot armor in order to get places faster

His password for super-secret government comm satellites is WARMACHINEROX

If u don’t think Rhodey is the fucking coolest we can’t be friends